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(theme music playing)
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Ooh, did you sign Bryana's
permission slip to the Autry
National Center?
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Baby, you know, I always
dedicate all my time
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for the kids, every day.
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Can we go ride our bikes?
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Do I have
to get up?
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No.
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All right, well,
stay on the sidewalk.
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Uh, don't forget your helmets.
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Yeah, don't
forget your helmets.
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America,
when I was growing up,
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I didn't have a helmet
and you didn't either.
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And look at us. We're fine.
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I'll tell you
when they need a helmet--
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when they get on
your doggone nerves.
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"Uncle Bernie, give me..."
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"Uncle Bernie, can I get..."
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"Uncle Bernie, can I have..."
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Boy...
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(music playing)
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(funk music playing)
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♪ Get up ♪
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(bell ringing)
♪ Get down ♪
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♪ Get up ♪
(chuckling)
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♪ Get down ♪
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This is what
I'm talking about, America!
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The girl eight years old.
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She riding
with training wheels.
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When I was eight years old,
America,
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I was putting food on the table
'cause I was able.
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Man, I just hope
the neighbors didn't see it.
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This is our future.
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You all keep patronizing
these little things here.
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They going to run the world.
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We're doomed.
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She's afraid.
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Of what? You got the girl
already wearing a helmet,
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mosquito repellent,
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sunscreen,
kneepads.
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You got the girl so sheltered,
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when it comes time for her
to go out in the real world,
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she ain't going
to be able to handle it.
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And that ain't good, baby.
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She's only eight years old.
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Wanda,
she's eight years old.
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She's had time.
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When I was eight years old,
I was working two jobs.
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Doing what?
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Bootlegging and
running the numbers.
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Why are
you lying?
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First of all,
it ain't about me.
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It's about you
babying Baby Girl.
That's the lie.
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You got the girl so
overprotected and so
she already
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got it figured she's going
to be a child her whole life.
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You already got her
thinking she's going
to live in the basement
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at 35 years of age.
And I'm telling you
right now, baby,
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it ain't going to happen.
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So you're going to prevent
all of that
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by taking off
her training wheels?
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It's a start.
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Oh, okay.
Yeah.
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I'm afraid,
Uncle Bernie.
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Don't be afraid,
sweetheart.
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I got you.
I won't let go.
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You promise?
I promise.
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Look, this is your
Uncle Bernie, okay?
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Come on.
You can do it.
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Come on.
Steady, steady.
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Steady,
steady, steady.
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Come on, come on.
Come on, baby.
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Don't let go!
I won't.
You got it!
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You got it! Yeah!
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(crashing)
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(car alarm wailing)
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Baby Girl!
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BERNIE: Come on, baby...
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Oh, Lord.
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Oh, let me see you.
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Oh, come here.
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Give your
Aunt Wanda a hug.
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Oh, how
are you doing?
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(mumbling)
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Oh...
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WANDA: Come here.
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Why did she have
to look at me like that?
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And don't you look at me
like that either, America.
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I told Baby Girl
I would be with her
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the whole time and I was.
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I was with her when she fell.
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I was with her
in the emergency room.
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I'm with her right now...
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to mash up the food
like the doctor said.
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This should do
it right here.
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Mm... yummy.
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Okay, sweetheart,
here you go.
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I got your
favorite, baby.
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Spaghetti
and meatballs,
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and your own
crazy straw.
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(groans)
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(mumbling)
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What was that?
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She said,
"Why'd you let go?"
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How do you understand her?
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She's my sister.
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Sweetie, would you
like your uncle
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to blend up
something else?
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(mumbles)
No.
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Okay, yeah, we got that.
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And sweetie, try not
to talk with a broken jaw.
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Hairline fracture.
That's what the doctor said.
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One out of a million chances
of that happening like that.
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She was wearing
that doggone helmet.
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The doctor said that
might have made it worse.
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No, he didn't.
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Well, you ain't
no jaw doctor.
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You ain't
no jaw doctor.
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(indistinct chatter over PA)
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(down-tempo music playing)
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(saw buzzing)
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(mumbling)
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Okay, okay, okay,
just sit tight.
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Slow down, Baby Girl, okay?
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(muffled, angry)
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What?
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(muffled)
Is it something at school?
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Your homework?
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Lunch time?
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What?
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(muffled)
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Okay, okay, Baby Girl.
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Just sit tight
till we see Nessa, okay?
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Just sit tight, all right?
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All right.
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(complaining, muffled)
I know, I know.
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I hear you, I hear you,
I hear you.
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Would you please, Baby...
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Nessa! Nessa!
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What?
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Nessa, come here
right quick.
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She been mumbling like this
all the way home.
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Come here,
come tell me
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what the heck
she's talking about.
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(urgent mumbling)
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What's she saying?
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She says she can't go
on her school field trip
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because her
jaw is broken.
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Hairline fracture.
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(scolding, muffled)
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What else? What else
she talking about?
(door slams)
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Um, she says that
it's all your fault
and she hates you.
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And the only way
she's ever going
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to forgive you
is if you get me
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a nice leather jacket.
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Oh, stop it.
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You trying to profit
from your sister's pain.
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You scandalous.
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It's not as bad as breaking
a little girl's jaw.
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(music playing)
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Hairline fracture.
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Freak accident.
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I'm not responsible.
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But I'll tell you one thing,
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I'd like to break her jaw.
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DCFL-- they're
going to be back.
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Mr. Cooley's going to be back.
You watch what it takes.
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I'm going to catch a case.
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Mr. Cooley! Mr. Cooley!
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She was fine last week.
Then what happened?
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What happened, Mr. Mac,
her jaw is broken.
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No, it's not.
She can still walk.
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Look, for the time being,
Bryana is a special
needs student,
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and we cannot assume the risk
of taking such a student
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off campus without
a special needs chaperone.
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Our insurance
won't cover it.
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Well, get a chaperone.
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We rely on parent
volunteers, you see?
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These are
all parents.
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Mr. Mac, if you would like
to volunteer as a chaperone,
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I know Bryana would enjoy
the museum just as much
as the other children.
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If you would volunteer
as a chaperone.
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Mr. Mac?
Huh?
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I was looking at the lovely
houses over there.
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How long they been
built over there?
Lovely. I don't know.
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Uh, Mr. Mac, the children
are the important thing
here at Wellington,
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and if you would like to
volunteer to be a part of this
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wonderful and educational
field trip to the museum,
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why, I know Bryana
would enjoy it, as would
the rest of the children.
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I never knew those homes
were over there.
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Nice talking to you,
Miss Lefko.
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Good to see you, Mr. Mac.
Okay.
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Guess who's going to the
Autry National Center, America?
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That's right-- Bernie Mac.
And you know what?
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Next year, Baby Girl
going to public school.
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They don't go nowhere.
They ain't even got books.
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Now that's my kind of school.
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Field trips for them is finding
a water fountain that works.
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(chuckles) That's real.
That's struggle.
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That's strength.
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Now, who here wants to help
fight the war against terrorism?
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KIDS: I do! Me! Me!
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Good. Because, every year,
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the President's
Council on Fitness
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asks America's gym teachers
to make sure
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this country's children
are fit and fighting ready.
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Now, today, the President
of the United States
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asked you to do 100 sit-ups,
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100 pushups, 100...
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Jordan, what happened
to your arm?
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Oh, it's just a little break,
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but I still want
to fight terror.
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I'm sorry, Jordan.
I can't let you participate.
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Oh, but isn't there
something I could do?
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(winces) Ah, it's just
a little tender, though.
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I'm sorry, Jordan.
Well, maybe I can help you.
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You know, carry your clipboard,
keep track of the other kids?
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That's a great idea.
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You can help me make sure
that no one here
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disappoints our president.
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Can I use your whistle?
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Good morning, Mr. Mac.
Hey. Come on, Baby Girl.
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I've brought Bryana and your
other special needs kids.
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Wait a minute-- my other kids?
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Yes, this is Brooke
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and Henry and Christopher
and Yogan.
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Oh, here-- and
here's your T-shirts,
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so we all know
we're together,
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and here is your name tag.
You're official.
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Thanks so much
for volunteering.
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Are we gonna have
fun today, kids?
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(cheering)
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Now, if you need anything,
just ask Mr. Mac.
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Thanks so much again.
See everybody there.
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Now, how the school think
they can't be responsible
for the kids, but I can?
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I ain't got no insurance,
America.
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You see what they doing?
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They taking advantage.
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Of my good heart.
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(birds chirping)
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Let me see that note.
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Okay, let me see
if I can understand
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what's going on here.
How you doing, ma'am?
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Do you have anything
that don't have something, uh...
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that contains hydronetic fat,
nut oils, whey powder--
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what that say-- corn syrup
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or pork?
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Those troughs.
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Oh, you real funny, ma'am,
real funny.
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Come on, sweetheart.
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Sweetheart, why your mother
didn't pack you a lunch?
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She did.
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A gluten-free muffin
with apple butter,
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which I can't eat.
Why not?
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Apples have pectin,
which I'm allergic to.
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She gets confused
sometimes.
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It's a lot to remember.
Where is Henry?
256
00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:19,877
(speaking French)
257
00:11:19,954 --> 00:11:21,462
What?
258
00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:23,214
(mumbling)
259
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,174
Sit down.
260
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,511
Doggone it.
Everybody stay right here.
261
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,896
Put the brake on that.
262
00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:34,559
(whistle blowing)
That was 30.
263
00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:35,601
Not by my count.
264
00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:37,603
What?!
Your form was awful.
265
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,230
I mean, your arms
were shaking,
266
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,565
your elbows were out,
267
00:11:40,641 --> 00:11:41,741
and your butt
was so high in the air...
268
00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:43,067
I tell you what.
269
00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:44,828
I'll give you
credit for six.
270
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,405
Six? But I...
(blows whistle)
271
00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:49,157
Drop down and give me 20!
272
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:52,326
Any more talking,
and that'll be ten more for you.
273
00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:58,833
(music playing)
274
00:11:58,910 --> 00:11:59,917
Can we go
to the gift shop?
275
00:11:59,994 --> 00:12:01,294
We just left the gift shop.
276
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,837
Really?
Really.
277
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,172
Listen, we're here to learn
about the West,
278
00:12:04,248 --> 00:12:05,849
and that's what we're going
to do, all right?
279
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,717
I'm allergic to horses.
280
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,344
Sweetheart, listen,
it's just pictures.
281
00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:11,429
You allergic
to pictures, too?
282
00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:12,597
Can we go to the gift shop?
283
00:12:12,673 --> 00:12:13,890
Would you stop asking me
284
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,725
about that doggone
gift shop, son?
285
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:19,228
I've got to go
to the bathroom.
What?!
286
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,323
Oh, you ain't got no special bag
or nothing on you, do you?
287
00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:24,868
Look at that line.
288
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,864
Sir?
Yes, ma'am.
289
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,000
The special bathroom
is downstairs.
290
00:12:34,695 --> 00:12:36,129
You've got to be kidding.
291
00:12:39,784 --> 00:12:42,469
Oh... thank you.
292
00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:45,472
Okay. All right.
293
00:12:46,415 --> 00:12:47,673
Come on, let's go.
294
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,551
(speaking gibberish)
295
00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:52,762
Thank you, Lord.
296
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,014
Whoo! Just one break.
297
00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,766
That's all I wanted, America.
298
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,976
I'm telling you, these kids
are special after all.
299
00:12:59,053 --> 00:13:00,636
Got a special elevator.
300
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:03,031
Maybe I'll take one of 'em
to the game with me.
301
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,026
Where you going?
302
00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,495
You can't ride
a horse, kid.
303
00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:10,780
Hey, look who's
on the field trip:
304
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,241
kids from some
special school.
305
00:13:13,317 --> 00:13:14,867
(mumbling)
306
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:16,252
That's right, Baby Girl,
you tell 'em.
307
00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,881
Oh, look, Robot Face
hasn't learned how to talk.
308
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,468
I think it's time for you kids
to leave, okay?
309
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:25,887
Nice one.
310
00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:28,923
Look here, look,
turn around here.
311
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,592
Turn around.
What's wrong with you kids?
312
00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,344
Baby Girl the only one
speaking for you,
313
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,795
and she can't hardly talk.
314
00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:38,107
She'll get used to it,
because they never stop.
315
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,734
No, they never stop
if you let 'em
316
00:13:39,811 --> 00:13:41,143
just say anything
they want to say to you.
317
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,938
You kids got to stop
being so soft.
318
00:13:44,015 --> 00:13:46,324
(crying)
Oh, my God.
319
00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:48,693
Boy, don't start no crying
around here.
320
00:13:48,769 --> 00:13:52,321
I am... not soft.
321
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,532
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Stop petting him.
322
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,959
Christopher?
323
00:13:57,778 --> 00:13:59,328
What's going on?
324
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:02,464
He's teasing me.
325
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,713
Teasing? America, you saw.
326
00:14:08,789 --> 00:14:11,883
Did I? I, in no way... I...
327
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,801
I swear to God.
328
00:14:13,878 --> 00:14:15,395
And I didn't break
her jaw, either.
329
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,438
It's a hairline fracture.
330
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,526
She was riding,
and I had the seat.
331
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,571
Her big ass just took off.
332
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,194
I'm not saying it's good
the boy was crying,
333
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,781
but I am saying he needs to step
up a little bit, be a man.
334
00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:38,618
Mr. Mac, we have a policy
at this school.
335
00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:41,329
Okay.
Before any child speaks,
336
00:14:41,405 --> 00:14:43,164
Uh-huh.
they must ask
themselves,
337
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,708
"Is what I am
about to say true...
Mm-hmm.
338
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:49,045
...kind and necessary?"
339
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,380
and if it doesn't meet
those criteria, Mr. Mac,
340
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,682
they shouldn't speak.
341
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,009
Ms. Lefko, I ain't
no damn child.
342
00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:57,720
Well, no one is too
old to learn.
343
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,222
Look, what I told
the boy was true.
344
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,059
He just can't keep
letting these kids
run over him.
345
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,727
The real world ain't
like Wellington.
346
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,228
Okay? Come on, now.
347
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,824
Mr. Mac, maybe, maybe,
just maybe Wellington
348
00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:11,442
can change the world.
349
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,527
Oh, yeah, right.
How's that working
out for you?
350
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,163
You tell me that, huh?
351
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,866
In any event...
352
00:15:18,943 --> 00:15:20,660
a step in the right direction
353
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,537
will be your apology
to Christopher.
354
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,915
What? Me?
355
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,375
Apologize to an
eight-year-old kid?
356
00:15:27,451 --> 00:15:30,044
You're crazy.
No, an eight-year-old person.
357
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,505
I'm not apologizing
to no kid.
He's... Person.
358
00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:35,883
Let me tell you something:
eight-year-olds ain't people.
359
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,061
Now, I know children got
their own feelings,
360
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,437
but they have to learn
their feelings
361
00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:42,231
don't mean anything
around grown people.
362
00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:45,101
They need to know they place.
363
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:48,145
I got a call from Christopher
Campbell's mother.
364
00:15:48,222 --> 00:15:49,939
She said you upset him
at the museum.
365
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,274
Oh...
And Mrs. Lefko
told them
366
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,943
to bring him by
so you can apologize.
367
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,954
What? I'm not
apologizing.
368
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,580
Bernie, you know how
these Wellington people are
369
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,281
about their children, okay?
370
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,117
All they know
is you said something
371
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:02,493
and their child is upset.
372
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,913
All you have to do now
is just say, "Forgive me."
373
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,749
All of this'll blow over,
and they can go home.
374
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,792
I'm not apologizing.
375
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,010
Thank you.
376
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:17,350
(music playing)
377
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,472
I'm not apologizing
for a doggone thing.
378
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,767
You hear me apologize, America,
it'll be a new day of the week.
379
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,853
America, stop treating
your children
380
00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:30,271
like they so damn fragile.
381
00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,740
Let me tell you something.
The world is hard,
382
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,316
and fragile things get broken.
383
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,485
That's why I treat these kids
the way I do.
384
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,030
I'm doing my job,
and if Christopher's mother
385
00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:41,115
needs me to tell her
what her job is,
386
00:16:41,192 --> 00:16:42,366
well, let her come over.
387
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:45,161
Shoot, let her
just come on over.
388
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,163
Come on over,
Christopher's mama.
389
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:48,998
Huh. Come on over.
390
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,249
Thank you.
Now you say so!
391
00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:51,459
No, I'm saying...
I didn't say it.
392
00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:53,002
I said it then.
You got a nice kid.
393
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,171
I would've been happy
to go to the museum
394
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,465
if I had known that
the parent volunteer
395
00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,216
was so insensitive.
396
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,427
Mrs. Campbell,
I'm not insensitive.
397
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:04,147
I have three children
of my own, and you ask
either one of them,
398
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,857
they'll tell you
how sensitive I am.
399
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,433
You know, it's true.
400
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,810
My Uncle Bernie felt
it was his duty
401
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,479
to go on that field trip,
402
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:14,198
especially after he broke
my little sister's jaw.
403
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,663
Where are we going?
404
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,748
(mumbling)
405
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,285
It's a hairline
fracture.
406
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,120
I was just... I mean...
407
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:29,422
Whoo, I'm telling you.
408
00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,874
Nothing, just like Ali
and Frasier.
409
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,334
Just, pop!
410
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,211
(growling)
411
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,755
Shoot, shoeshine, boy.
I mean, you can shoeshine.
412
00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:42,101
That's when you come-come near
and work up, you know?
413
00:17:42,178 --> 00:17:44,053
You-you just southpaw it.
414
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,730
I don't know nothing about that.
415
00:17:47,258 --> 00:17:48,858
(indistinct arguing)
416
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,477
Bet he won't apologize.
417
00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:52,937
I don't know.
418
00:17:53,013 --> 00:17:54,697
They don't look like the kind
of people who'll let it go.
419
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,616
(Bryana mumbling)
420
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,203
I'm going to go
change my sheets.
421
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,029
You'd rather change
your sheets than...
422
00:18:02,106 --> 00:18:03,414
You heard me.
423
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,076
So, who wants
to play?
424
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,411
You know, me and you have got
a lot in common.
425
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,206
I had my arm in a cast.
Come on, I'll show you.
426
00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:13,966
Yep, it was
awesome.
427
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:15,668
I mean, are you some
kind of an animal?
428
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,586
Elizabeth...
Man, you better
talk to her.
429
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,505
Just a minute. You brought
this on yourself.
430
00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:23,309
I don't think anyone
brings being called
an animal on themselves.
431
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:25,803
Look, you not doing
the kid no favor
432
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,097
by making him think
he can't stand up
to the other kids.
433
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,599
He's not like
the other kids.
434
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,693
Why not?
(scoffs)
435
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,745
Yeah.
436
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,356
You're soft? That's all he said?
437
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,483
He shouldn't talk
to me like that.
438
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,069
(snorts) He talks
to everybody like that.
439
00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:44,530
I mean, when I first came,
I was soft, too.
440
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:46,949
I know, it's
hard to believe,
looking at me now,
441
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:50,619
but he was always
saying stuff like,
"Boy, quit crying,"
442
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,122
and, "You run like
a French girl."
443
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,465
But between you and me,
444
00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:56,625
who really knows how
a French girl runs?
445
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,962
(laughs) What do you think
I should've done?
446
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,631
Well, next time a
kid's bothering you,
447
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,341
you just roll up
to him and bam!
448
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,594
Do a quick wheelie and
hit him in the pebbles,
449
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,304
and then, when
he's on the floor,
450
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,747
you look down,
and you say,
451
00:19:09,824 --> 00:19:11,974
"I guess you couldn't
roll with the punches."
452
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,310
(laughs)
Bullies hate puns.
453
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,154
And then run
over his hands.
454
00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:18,439
Christopher,
we're leaving.
455
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,982
What's wrong
with your arm?
456
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,317
Where is your chair?!
457
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,152
What kind of
house is this?!
458
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,695
It's okay, Mom.
459
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:28,115
Jordan's showing me how to use
my chair against bullies.
460
00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:31,660
You know, run over
arms and legs.
461
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:32,962
Stuff like that.
462
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,830
Oh, and this cast
isn't real.
463
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,467
It's just something Jordan
uses to get out of gym.
464
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,504
Oh, you're real slick,
huh, Jordan?
465
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,215
I'm going to give you
some exercise later on
466
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,184
while you run away
from this belt,
you understand me?
467
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:50,479
Mr. Mac, I shouldn't have
cried at the museum.
468
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,098
Don't worry about that.
469
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,317
You see what you're
doing right now?
470
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:55,893
You're taking
responsibility.
471
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:58,020
You're acting like a man,
and that's all I ever wanted.
472
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,189
You understand that?
Uh-huh.
473
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,841
See, when you all grow up, man,
474
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,567
you all are going to have a lot
of bumps and bruises.
475
00:20:03,644 --> 00:20:05,653
When you fall, you just
pick yourself up,
476
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:09,031
dust yourself off
and just start all over again.
477
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:12,826
Are you ever going to be
our chaperone again?
478
00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:14,837
Um...
479
00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:16,914
We'll see, son.
480
00:20:16,991 --> 00:20:18,624
Look at that, America.
481
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,469
All that boy needed was somebody
to show him the way,
482
00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:23,754
teach him how to stand up
for himself.
483
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,098
And guess what?
That somebody was Jordan.
484
00:20:26,175 --> 00:20:27,633
And I taught Jordan.
485
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,635
Oh, you all saw him
when he first got here--
486
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:32,346
always crying and whining
and peeing on himself.
487
00:20:32,423 --> 00:20:38,310
The boy was nasty, and now...
well... he's better.
488
00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:41,689
So, America,
I'll see you next week.
489
00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:45,368
(♪ Sly and the Family Stone:
"Que Sera Que Sera")
490
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,444
♪ The future's not ours... ♪
491
00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:49,446
America.
492
00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:51,699
Come here. You all...
you all got to see this.
493
00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:54,034
Come here.
Hurry up!
494
00:20:54,111 --> 00:20:56,921
America, hurry up.
Come here.
495
00:20:57,698 --> 00:20:58,914
She coming.
496
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,583
♪ ...sera, ooh ♪
497
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:06,180
♪ Doobie, doo-woo, ooh-oh ♪
498
00:21:06,257 --> 00:21:08,215
♪ Que sera... ♪
499
00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:09,558
See it?
500
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,519
Two for two.
501
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,806
(crashing thump)
502
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,391
She hit my car.
503
00:21:17,468 --> 00:21:18,943
Cut the camera off.
504
00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:26,859
your apology
to Christopher.
505
00:21:26,935 --> 00:21:28,694
What? Me?
506
00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:31,488
Apologize to an
eight-year-old kid?
You crazy.
507
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,574
An eight-year-old person.
508
00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:35,034
I don't care what he is.
509
00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,919
I'm not apologizing to
no eight-year-old kid.
510
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,912
Person, person.
Not a kid, not a child.
511
00:21:38,989 --> 00:21:42,124
A person just like you,
just smaller.
512
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,918
You qwazy, okay?
MAN: Cut!
513
00:21:44,995 --> 00:21:46,545
That's a very bad attitude
to take, Mr. Mac.
514
00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:48,380
Well, you know...
It's-it's very negative.
515
00:21:48,457 --> 00:21:50,215
I had no father.
516
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,560
(laughing)
MAN: Cut!
517
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,524
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